I love good wine and good classical music. Usually in that order.
But I'm not too fond of the stuffed shirts who like to impress you with how much they know about each. I've always suspected that snobs must not get much action. Unless, of course, they first lay on the wine.
Classical musicians are a bit more randy than their audiences.
A recent story in the UK Tribune has painted a hot image of the orchestra. Turns out that classical musicians are like band members the world over. A survey (I'm not making this up) reveals viola players are more likely to have sex on the first date, most likely to have had sex three or more times in the last week, and most likely to have had sex with 10 or more partners.
No surprise here -- guitarists were found to be the most likely to have had a one night stand.
Cellists make the best lovers. No word on pianists. But the mind does wonder when thinking of drummers.
Changes the way you think of classicial music, doesn't it?