Relax. It is only a rumor that Campbell's will recognize Baby Boomers with a large-type alphabet soup.
Name the American subculture that marries 70 percent of the time and votes 82 percent. You wouldn't be wrong if you said moderate Muslims.
Rocks at the bottom of the Grand Canyon are said to be four million years old, which begs the question -- how old are rocks a the top of the canyon? Haven't all rocks been on Earth the same amount of time?
If you are older than 55 and looking for a job, figure the hunt will take you nearly seven weeks longer than your younger, better-looking next-door neighbor.
Every day, 1,000 veterans of World War II die. Salute.
Several airlines offer cloth napkins with button holes to international business class passengers. Picture that.
Traveling with kids? Rent strollers and stuff from Baby's Away or The Traveling Baby Co. Those napkins with button holes would work here, too. Urck.
The U.S. median household income, adjusted for inflation is now $48,451. What? Still not enough, you say?
Don't believe everything you read in the paper. Newspapers have always lied about their own circulation numbers. They never adjust for population growth.
Minnesota hunters have bagged 2,502 black bears this season. Don't go out in the woods alone after Oct. 14. That's when the season ends.
* L. M. Boyd was my hero. Yours too?