Mr.Whipple died yesterday. In his memory, squeeze the Charmin.
Moving on. Use smaller serving spoons and plates. That's one way to keep from over-eating this Thanksgiving.
Most true grit is spoken through the spouse's clinched teeth.
Migraines can be life-threatening. To put this in perspective, more people died from Migrainous Stroke last year than were murdered with handguns. Migraine is disease, a headache is only a symptom. Plus, the disease has many symptoms, including nausea, vomiting, auras (light spots), sensitivity to light and sound, numbness, difficulty in speech, and severe semihemispherical head pain. One Migraine attack alone can last for eight hours, several days, or even weeks.
Katrina keeps blowing bad wind. In Saturday elections, only 52,614 people voted in New Orleans. That's down a bunch from 113,000 who voted in the mayor's race last year. The out-migration is mostly black residents. Which explains how whites now have a majority on the city council after losing control in the mid 80's.
Enough, you say? Agreed.