What you eat, pollsters claim, indicates how you will vote. Examples: Dr. Pepper is Republican; Pepsi and Sprite, Democratic. You are probably a Dem if you lean into clear liquor like vodka and gin, along with white wine and Evian. Republicans like darker stuff such as bourbon, scotch, red wine and Fiji water. Bartender, make them leave me alone.
Like your new toothbrush? You won’t like it as much when you try to fit it into the old holder. It won’t. Fat toothbrushes have replaced the Popsicle stick kind. And holders lag behind in design. Question: are teeth getting bigger? Answer: of course not, but now they can charge six bucks for a bulked-up toothbrush.
Quote: “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.” Typical understatement from comedian Steven Wright.
To stay elder ready, some Florida cities are encouraging banks to install ATMs with larger buttons. And maybe the grocery stores could create checkout lanes exclusively for the older folks.
Florida – God’s Waiting Room.
One more geezer bit. A picnic for 45 centenarians had to be postponed because half the gang was away. On vacation!