Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Republican men, happy men

Researchers have found that Republicans claim to enjoy sex more than Democrats. Back story: more men than women vote Republican. And more men say they enjoy sex than women. That could explain why Cheney and Bush smiled so much while they screwed this country.

For years, the good old boys in Sweetwater, Texas, have been holding a Rattlesnake Round-up. To get publicity, they tote a few of the snakes into the Rotunda at the State Capitol. Mighty cruel to the outnumbered snakes and redundant to the legislative process.

If you’re so smart, tell me why the lobster turns from black to red when cooked.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the Super Bowl TV ads. Usually. But this time, there seemed to be a lot of ads that were derogatory towards women.

Quote: “I’d almost rather say I’m a pornographer,” said one Wall Street executive.
Response: You are. You are.

Shameless. This blog is now two years old. When I started, there were an estimated 50 million blogs out there in the ether. Today, there are as many as 130 million blogs. Blogs are hungry beasts and I suspect there are lots of abandoned sites in that big number. Mine is a lesser luminary. My son found ratings that put me in the first one million list.
I'm gunning for the top ten.

7 comments:

s.l.d. cowen said...

Republican men have more sex? Huh, did it say anything about quality?

I stopped watching football, because as a woman, I think the commercials dumb down men. Weapons of Mass Distraction it has become.

Keep it up, Blog of Ages! You need a radio show, too.

Ollie Gravis said...

So... Republicans enjoy more sex than Democrats. More men are republicans than women. Maybe that explains what's up with Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy Jr., Richard Curtis, Jim West...

Okay, I'm tired of doing the Google thing on this one.

And... If I turn into a Republican will my sex life improve? And just exactly how?

JohnSBoles said...

Ok I'll bite. So to speak...

Why do lobsters turn red when you cook them?

A live lobster is greenish/black because of the many different color pigment chromatophores. When it is cooked, all the pigments are masked except for the astaxanthin, the red background pigment.

From the Lobster Institute's website.

Anonymous said...

You're not going to get ME to open up any closet doors---Goose

Tim Fleming said...

Republicans are happier? Doesn't surprise me. Those who lack a conscience take what they want without being bothered by remorse.

Tim Fleming
www.eloquentbooks.com
http://leftlooking.blogspot.com

Escaped Waco Alive said...

A great deal of violence toward women in the lackluster Super Bowl ads, too. Depressing.

Anonymous said...

Republicans have no conscience? What an insult. Most of the Dems I know have nothing but victims in their wake, divorces, broken lives, alienated children, mountains of debt - self-absorbed narcissists. Most, not all.

And, oh by the way, most (not all) of them are short on conscience and long on class envy.

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