Democrats in Texas are selling T-shirts with a big photo and this slogan: Texas GOP Class of ’09, Gov. Rick Perry, Most Likely to Secede.”
There’s a reason pirates wear gold earrings. The tradition dates back a couple hundred years to a time when all sailors has to be responsible for their own burial no matter which shore they washed upon. Hence…
I do believe that Obama won the presidency by just one vote: Oprah’s. That woman’s power is staggering. The day she signed up, Twitter use jumped 43%. When she announced her support for Obama, his support surged, too.
When I get depressed, I meander over to the neighborhood cafeteria, head straight for the dessert section and eat the points off as many pies as I can before they clap me in chains.
The manager of one of the most popular hamburger joints in New York City wears a suit. And for a mere nineteen bucks ($19), you can munch on a deli-cious Eastern Burger stacked with a lamb blend and slathered with yogurt sauce on flatbread. Traditionalists also like the beef patties, sesame bun, grilled onions and horse radish cheddar. I'm depressed again.