This just in: A new study says liberals are more intelligent. I knew that.
Are you kidding me? Minnesota has snow fleas. Google ‘em. Stupid creatures. Them, not you.
It gets worse. The air quality around our home house has taken a hit in recent weeks. Climatologists blame the snow pack. Traps bad stuff in the air, they say. Keeps it from blowing away, they say. Hot air, I say.
The day started with the Mystery Woman standing at the top of the stairs in her nightie belting out the Monty Python favorite: “I’m a lumberjack and that’s OK.”
It’s going to be a good day.