This just in: A new study says liberals are more intelligent. I knew that.
Are you kidding me? Minnesota has snow fleas. Google ‘em. Stupid creatures. Them, not you.
It gets worse. The air quality around our home house has taken a hit in recent weeks. Climatologists blame the snow pack. Traps bad stuff in the air, they say. Keeps it from blowing away, they say. Hot air, I say.
The day started with the Mystery Woman standing at the top of the stairs in her nightie belting out the Monty Python favorite: “I’m a lumberjack and that’s OK.”
It’s going to be a good day.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
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5 comments:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
Mystery Woman
Was it a plaid nightie?
Is there ever a morning -- Monday perhaps? -- when the Mystery Woman wakes up as the Killer Bunny, standing at the top of the stairs in her nightie shouting 'Run away! Run away!' Don
Youse guys oughta be doing standup!
You're on a roll! Keep up the good work. And wear your mittens!
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