The Mystery Woman has a history working with the Discovery Channel. She still does voice-overs for documentaries. Seriously.
When it was announced that Sarah Palin was going to do a reality show about Alaska for Discovery, it was only a matter of time until the Mystery Woman had her own Eureka Moment.
“We’ll do a reality show on aging,” she said. Her working title is: “The Last Frontier You’ll Ever See, Honey, So Wear Your Good Underwear.”
Naturally, I would like something a little more snappy like “Extreme Aging” but she blames my short attention span. Splat leaves no room for sequels, she mutters. Not at our age.
Ever since the notion hit her, the Mystery Woman has been jotting down ideas for weekly shows like: “Everything in Life is a Quarter of an Inch Off” and “Wood Putty and Duct Tape Your Way Through Life” and “How to Tell It’s Thursday Without Looking at Your Pill Box.”
Now that’s reality.
What are your ideas? Post ‘em.