Saturday, May 8, 2010

When sex was ugly

Breaking news: scientists and voyeurs are pretty sure early humans had sex with Neanderthals. That would explain how Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck learned how to walk upright.

Her Facebook fans are falling out of love with Sarah Palin. When she endorsed non-Tea Bagger Carly Fiorina in the California U.S. senate race, many fans called “Strike two.” The first being her recent endorsement of another non-Tea Bagger, John McCain.

"Democrats are always suspect on national security, and anything that makes them look weak on national security creates an opportunity for Republicans," said Whit Ayres, a GOP pollster. An opportunity out of terrorism? That’s cold.

And Texas Gov. Rick Perry believes the BP oil disaster could be “an act of God.” So, this Neanderthal walks into a bar …


JohnSBoles said...

Between the Geico commercials and these rude comparisons the memory of the late species Neanderthal is besmirched beyond redemption. Shame. I think Limbaugh and Beck may not have the ancient genes as it seems more likely their family trees have few to no branches.

Anonymous said...

The Neanderthal's are not extinct...just hiding in human skin. Great work. Bill

Cowtown Pattie said...

The only magnificent thing above the shoulders on Rick Perry is his forever-perfectly-coiffed hair; hence his nickname: Captain Goodhair.

Even a Neanderthal knows your don't crap in your own backyard...

Anonymous said...

Just curious if any of you experts have ever watched an hour of Glenn Beck? He makes a compelling case every day and his observations are consistently accurate and poignant. Might wanna stop demonizing him and give the guy a chance. His tracking of Andy Stern and SEIU is worthwhile journalism. The stunt they pulled at that B of A exec's house is scary and par for the course for those thugs. And this guy visits Pennsylvania ave more than anyone.

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