For security purposes, visitors to the Texas Capitol are now screened. However, you can skip the long line if you flash your permit to carry a concealed handgun. Since the rule went into effect, probably each of the 1,500 lobbyist is packing the new form of I.D. Hired gun has real meaning now. Oh, the irony.
In related news, Austin police ran out of coupons as they gave away more than $30,000 in gift certificates to people who surrendered guns for groceries.
Sarah Palin’s last two speeches have been panned by audience members. Noted. File that under “you get what you pay for.”
If you’ve ever watched a young man play a video game with his opposable thumbs, you’ll question your faith in intelligent design.
Glenn Beck. I don't know why but I suddenly thought of him.