Somebody at the Post Office is laughing.

Targeted mail. Makes me paranoid. How do they know? I’ve been receiving a lot of it lately. Today, they doubled-down on me.

First was the four-color flier from Episcopal Homes wanting me to either move in or send money, whichever comes first. Years ago, I retired from the Episcopalians and I have no intention of re-upping. However, I will admit the Tuesday Hot Breakfast is tempting.

Next comes the unkindest cut of all – the catalogue for Kingsize men, big and tall. I know I’ll never get any taller so that leaves only big. Did someone turn me in?

I’m going to court. I’m going to sue the bastards. Clearly, this is a case of Double Indignity.