Witch hunt (this is too easy): the feds are investigating Christine O’Donnell, the Tea Party darling famous for her “I’m not a witch” TV ads. For spending campaign monies on personal stuff. Like rent. Allegedly.
That brings us to Sarah Palin, who is not a witch allegedly but sometimes rhymes with one. I’ve been wanting to write that for a long time. The line forms here for anyone offended by these grinners.
Oxymoron: Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann has been appointed to a super-secret intelligence committee.
Apology. I did not set out to offend only women with this post. Surely there are some wusses out there who object.
PS—The NFL barely gave Brett Favre a slap on the wrist for his alleged sexting to that woman who is young enough to be his daughter.