Question: how many presidential candidates are packed and ready for the Rapture this Saturday?
Damn. It would almost be worth the Big Show to see whether the "proud to be more Christian than you crowd" of Huckabee, Palin and Bachmann can pull the hill.
And wouldn’t you love a catbird seat at the C Street “church” where disgraced Sen. Ensign and his bachelor buddies lived and romped and held prayer services.
Does Judgment Day include the Supreme Court? Would that be Constitutional?
Glenn Beck? Not a chance. He’s a Mormon, a first cousin to Elmer Gantry, and a goddamned fool.
If I’m wrong and they do go up, I call dibs on the stuff they leave behind.
Turner Classic Movies should show Apocalypse Now.