If all the Republicans running for president were laid end to end, would marriage still be restricted to only a man and a woman?
What the Republicans need is a return to the good old days when the presidential ticket was decided in the back room. You know, the shifty guys in the smoke-filled back room. That’s how we got Roosevelt, Truman and Eisenhower.
The current flavor of the week system underscores the weakness in the field of wannabes. And it has given birth to some revealing doozies:
“Corporations are people.”
“If you are poor, it’s your own fault.”
“Nine, nine, nine plus a noun and a verb.”
“The State of Texas plus a noun and a verb.”
“God told me to run plus a noun and a verb.”
Things have gotten so goofy that the Tea Party is considering changing its focus from the presidential race to hopes of gaining control of the senate. Seriously.
This GOP beauty pageant has got to stop. It’s so bad on the campaign trail that even Sarah Palin won’t run.
At the risk of repeating myself, let me ask: if all the Republicans running for president were laid end to end, would they excite the electorate?
Or just the crazies …
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