The Saturday GOP debates drove me to early whiskey on Sunday.
Had a hangover anyway. Not from whiskey. Rather, from the knowledge that Newt Gingrich was the smartest guy on the stage. And the most glib. Biggest liar, too. If this is the best the Republicans can do …
Mitt Romney has some smarts, but no spine.
And poor Rick Perry. A blogger summed him up this way: “I've come to realize that watching him is a lot like puppy training my dog. You can see on his face that he wants to make you happy so badly but he just doesn't know what to do.”
The rest are merely ciphers.
Comedian Andy Borowitz said it best: “Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.”
Damn. I just realized the liquor stores are closed on Sunday in Texas.