Think about it. Is Sarah Palin just laying down covering fire for Rick Perry’s presidential campaign?
Does Michele Bachmann’s husband have tendencies? No matter. His sexual orientation should not be an issue. His hypocrisy should.
The harsh Minnesota winters chunk up roadways so badly it’s like driving by Braille while playing dodgeball.
Scientists sampling DNA strains from the belly buttons of volunteer donors have found 662 microbes that are apparently new to science. There goes the neighborhood.