“I’d rather take a shower with Jerry Sandusky than go through another month of this.” -- Perry campaign adviser, Texas Tribune.
“Gingrich is about as much a Washington "outsider" as the maitre d' at Cafe Milano…The person most deluded by Gingrich's politics of cultural division has always been Gingrich himself.” – David Frum, GOP pundit.
“Ptomaine debating trichinosis.” – Blogger.
“If there is or ever was a God, he gave up on the ignorance that permeates this country.” – Blogger
“Ron Paul will not win a single state.” – Blogger.
“Geez, why is Warren Buffet so jealous of rich people?” – Blogger.
“I bet Romney $10,000. He gave me his couch and told me to shake out the change.” – Blogger.
Best headline after Sen. Rand Paul had a dust up with TSA: “Don't Scan Me, Bro.” – Talking Points Memo.