Thursday, February 9, 2012

CPAC causes aluminum foil shortage

Political reporters make for lousy gravediggers. – David Weigel, Slate.

The GOP nominating race has become a clash of vampires and zombies. Candidates like Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich appear to die only to rise again, while Mitt Romney walks around not quite alive. – John Dickerson, Slate.

Mitt has more faces than a yearbook. – Blogger.

Politics has begun to seem like having the same conversation over and over again with only minor variations. You know, the kind of fights married people have where nothing is ever resolved. – Blogger.

I just want to know whether there will be enough Paul delegates for me to make money selling tinfoil hats in Tampa. – Blogger.

Take a knee: The ultra right wing 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference opens today. Ten thousand angels are expected to attend. Already, a Tebow jersey has been spotted levitating in the crowd.

Keep track of GOP delegate count at this CBS site.

Relax: In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ you should write ‘DOCTOR.’

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