The GOP -- for your entertainment pleasure

Speculating why Calista never takes her eyes off Newt: “When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job opening.” – Maureen Dowd, NYT.

“Newt’s going to be the Black Knight shouting, ‘Come back here. I'll bite your legs off.’" – Blogger.

After Newt’s Nevada presser, Steve Hayes observed: "That's what flailing looks like."

“The way Mitt Romney sounds, I don’t want to be anywhere near his fruited plain!” -- Goldie Taylor's reaction to his singing.

About LDS members tipping the election: “Mormons are two percent of the population. Seriously, this issue has the same world-shaking impact as the number of comic book collectors who will vote for Romney.” – Blogger.

“Where are the suicide Mormon bombers????” – Blogger.