These little gems were lifted from various comments sections on the www:
Just so I am clear: teleprompters are forbidden, Etch a Sketches OK?
The Christian iPhone will prevent your wife and children from visiting websites that might be morally harmful to them.
It's not looking good for that moon-base and $2.50 gas.
Reminds me of the joke from (?) 1988... "in order to win, Sam Nunn is changing his name to Sam Nunn Of The Above"
Here’s the deal – Obama is a man well worth knowing. The Republican candidates? Not so sure.
Jay Leno about Romney: He is so rich, the last time he went hunting; he shot Dick Cheney in the face. Okay, that is rich. He is so rich, in his fantasy football league, he drafts owners. That's how rich."
Does the moth remember its life as a caterpillar?