Some of these items came from comments spinning on the web. And some are products of my own particular warp.
The Tea Party would rather seethe in the dark than change the light bulb, because undeserving people would also benefit from the light.
Glenn Beck crawled out from under his rock to complain that “We're turning our guns on each other,” in the Republican primary. There is no word yet on whether he is still using chalk boards on his radio show.
Newt Gingrich says, “Romney is probably the weakest Republican front runner since Leonard Wood in 1920.” Indeed. But Newt, he’s beating you.
No. It is not true that Calista is married to Caligula no matter how good it feels in your mouth when you say it.
Romney claims to be a newborn son of the south. He says he even likes grits. And he has learned to say “Y’all” in perfect kudzu.
Ron Paul? LOL. Ibid.
But – that leaves us with Rick Santorum. Want some of that?
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.