Memo to GOP -- thanks

Little nuggets mined from the tangled www:

I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for Congressman Ron Paul. I’m not sure why. Perhaps it’s his grandfatherly anti-charisma. – U. of Illinois student.

Jay Leno: And more and more Republicans are calling on Newt Gingrich to drop out of the campaign. Well, I don't want the say things look bad for Newt, but his ex-wives now are starting to outnumber his supporters.

Right now, wherever he is, Maurice Chevalier is thinking: okay, most little girls. – Blogger reacting to Ann Coulter picking a fight with Sarah Palin.

Early last week, Team Obama announced it had decided to "release the Biden": The pugnacious, filter-free VP would be returning to the campaign trail. – Mother Jones.

Andrew Breitbart in death is morphing into the next John Galt, a fictional character. Or maybe Prometheus.

Text books used at Rick Santorum’s Home Schooling Seminary:

Everything I need to know I learned from Jerry Falwell
When Bad Things Happen to Straight People
Mean times never last but mean people do
Men are from Mars, Women are from their ribs