We hold these truths to be self-evident

Around DC, the cherry blossoms are blooming early. Not to be upstaged, so are the idiots in the GOP primaries.

However, the bloom is off the Newt. His spittle is drying out. Just a mean old tailwind.

Mitt Romney wants permission to build an elevator for his car at his California mansion. Yet when he was governor, he vetoed two Democrat-backed items that would have provided elevators for disabled Americans. Cars are people, too, my friend. Priorities!

Santorum cusses out a NYT reporter and brags about it on Fox. Tough guy. I wouldn’t mess with him. God’s on his side. I don’t want to get smitted.

Ron Paul: It’s past your naptime.