Monday, May 26, 2014

Intelligent design, my ass 

As promised, the angry red spots and splotches have faded from my scalp. Caustic medicine. But handsomeness has returned.

And it was good -- for about two days. 

Then, on a Friday before the long holiday weekend, the false tooth in front of my smile cracked and broke from its moorings. Right away, I noticed it was difficult saying f-words with a missing front tooth. Plus an extra hole in your face seriously messes with handsomeness.

Let’s see. So far this year there’s been pacemaker surgery, gout, a broken tooth, caustic scalp stuff, another broken tooth…

I may be past my expiration date.


The South Plainsman said...

Just get an extended warranty.

Ken Martin said...

George at least you're still around to gripe about all this, so it could be worse.

Tim O'Keefe said...

I've always heard that most products are still good well past their sell-by date.

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